Beef Week

It is absolutely getting hot outside because everyone from rappers to ball players are beefing with each other.

I was listing to the radio a heard that shaq was at a club and started to rap about how Koby ruined his marriage by snitching on him. He then went on to say that he had some STD and that Koby couldn't win without shaq.

Shaq then recites what I think is a pretty disrespectful hook "how does my ass taste."

I am sure that Koby is thinking of something to say back to Shaq. We will wait and see.

It is funny to hear the stupid things that people say while beefing but I hope that no one takes any of it seriously and uses violence.

Tupac and Biggie rest in peace.

One Love, One Nation, One World.

Lill Wayne Sells Amillion, Rappers Fued

Lil Wayne has been blazing the charts with his new project the Carter Three. It is a compilation of songs which violate most of the formulas of making music.

Lollipop, Amillion, and my favorite Mr. Carter are creative and hot. He has already sold over a million copies in the first weeks of his release.

While Lil Wayne has sold a million units other rappers have been getting at each other. Case and point a young rapper was attacked by a rap icon who labelled the younger rapper garbage and the down fall of rap. Then in retaliation the younger rapper called the icon an old man who was out of touch with the times.

In support of the younger rapper a platinum selling rapper said that there are no rules in rap and then praised the younger rappers creativity.

And finally on a down note comic George Carlin died and he will be missed by everyone who enjoyed his creative humor.

One Love, One Nation, One World

R. Kelly Money Well Spent

Today R. Kelly was found not guilty of all fourteen counts against him. His legal team successfully placed a reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury.

So, after seven years of legal wrangling the jury acquitted him because everyone including the victim was saying that the girl in the video was not her.

But the clench er on the verdict was that R. Kelly had a mole on his back and the man in the video didn't.

Kelly has been given a second chance and I hope that he takes full advantage of it and mend his ways.

School yards and malls are strictly off limits.

One Love, One Nation, One World.

Oh, Hell No !!!

Oh, Hell No is a new segment in which I write about something that made me say "Oh Hell No!!!"

I was out taking care of business when a woman with a short jean skirt and a very small shirt walked by me. Now regularly I would welcome the sight but unfortunately she was an older lady who had her stomach sticking out because the shirt was way to small.

All I could say was "Oh Hell No!!!"

I also welcome anyone with a "Oh Hell No!!!" story to write and share it with TheWooReport.

The Woo Update

So lets see whats been going on while I have been revamping. First it looks like R.Kelly might leave the court room a free man because the man in the video does not have a mole on his back and R. Kelly does.

Second, Barak Obama has clenched the Democratic nomination for president and is now looking for a running mate. Hillary Clinton who keeps reminding everyone that she commands eighteen million votes because she wants to be considered for the Vice-President post.

Third, gas is almost at $4.00 per gallon and a lot of people are staying home if they really don't have to go anywhere. Maybe families will spend more time together.

Fourth and final, it has been very, very, hot and air conditioning has become man and woman's best friend. Stay cool.

One Love, One Nation, One world.

Under Construction

I would like to thank those who read TheWooReport and let you know that we are currently under contruction and will resume operation shortly.

And Oh yeah, Obama for President!!!!

One Love, One Nation, One World.